Looking for something real

About me: hmm, well where to start...I'm a trader in the stockmarket but also have the soul of a nutrition freak. To make this profile sound less boring I'll have to go into details. Fields of my activity are almost neverending, anywhere a man can be useful. I love long distance hiking, boring conversations, and long drives off short piers. In my spare time I collect meat balls,commune with ET's, run an orphanage for Indonesian orangutangs...oh, and I make ice sculptures out of frozen clam chowder. Though not a member of mensa, my IQ is higher than a head of lettuce and lower than a pound of cottage cheese, and many women actually find me absorbing and attractive, though some might find the quickest way to improve my looks would be to cut off my head. If you're wise enough to contact me, please be clean, and smarter than a golf ball and have an understanding parole officer. Looking for someone willing to be downloaded for a lifetime.:)